Over the years I’ve been subjected to some of the absolute worst berating at the hands of angry customers. People who have tried and tried to get something fixed but have not been satisfied. Most likely a number of techs have been out and for various reasons could not resolve their problems. Maybe it was out of their hands. Maybe they did not have the necessary skills to actually correct the issue. Maybe the problem was intermittent and never showing itself when the tech arrived. Maybe the customer was not able to describe what the problem was so it could be fixed.

It doesn’t matter really. When a customer gets to the point where they are ready to explode oddly enough, that seems to be when I would show up at their house.

Strange really.

Even stranger, is just how happy and thankful these same people get when someone finally finds and fixes their concern. It’s like night and day. The same person that had so many terrible things to say is trying to shove money in your hand as you are leaving.

That’s where the trouble begins…

Back in the olden days, we used to take the tip with a thanks, pick up a six pack and snacks to share among ourselves. We were dirty and tired and ready for a cold one. So long as you didn’t “act the fool” we could get ready for the next days work behind the office and enjoy a few beers before heading home. It was, in fact, just the way it was when I first started doing cable work. What the hell did I know. I was fresh out of the army, full of “piss and vinegar” as it were. We worked incredibly long hours as hard as possible. A little patting each other on the back for a good day of bringing cable to the masses was just the way we operated. At the time, we were bringing new service to places that never had cable most often.

So when a customer wandered out to the trucks and offered whoever was in charge a tip, they said “thank you” and stuck it in their pocket. It was usually (but not always) shared among the others working at the end of the day. Not a problem really. We didn’t make a huge amount of money and cable construction is hard and dirty work. When the original builds were done and we moved to upgrading old plant things had changed a bit. We had to be a little more careful when accepting tips because someone might say we were taking bribes to do one customer over the other. I can say that is not really true for the most part, but one bad apple can spoil things for the rest.

But still, we could go through the, “here take this, no thats ok, come on take it, well ok” routine and stick it unseen into a pocket for later perusal. Maybe enough for a lunch or two. A nice gesture.

Fast forward another decade.

These days, taking monies from customers is not merely frowned upon. It is not just improper. Many places have rules against this sort of thing. I’m not really sure why this is. I’d have to guess that it’s something to do with insurance companies, or corporate boardrooms. Doesn’t matter really. It’s “just the way it is”. That’s the important thing.

But where does that leave the suddenly happy customer. They really want to do something for the person that showed up, took some guff, and then became the hero. They do what they usually do. Pull out some greenbacks and try to shove it into someone’s hand. I’ve had people act annoyed when I told them it wasn’t necessary. I’m being well compensated for being out here. It’s just part of my job. You pay your bill, we are just doing what you pay for. Etc, etc. When people get really aggressive about it I tell them to donate it to someone that really needs it. I don’t know, nor will I speculate if they actually do, but it does seem to do the trick.

There is, however, something that customers can do. Something that, in my opinion, is better than money. Contact your cable provider and tell them what you thought of the person that did the work. It’s strange how people will pick up the phone to complain but rarely to praise. This is not limited to my chosen industry at all. It seems to be a global issue.

That little act of kindness goes a long way for the hard worker that got things back on track for you. The bosses like to hear that their field personnel are making people happy. The worker gets to beam a bit since compliments are so few and far between. Everyone wins.